ODE TO MIKE’S SANITATION, INC.
THIS IS THE MAN WITH THE TRUCK AND THE SHOVEL
THIS IS THE MAN WHO CAME "ON THE DOUBLE"
THE MAN WITH THE TRUCK AND THE SHOVEL
THIS IS THE COUPLE WHO HAD THE TROUBLE
WHO CALLED THE MAN WHO CAME "ON THE DOUBLE"
THE MAN WITH THE TRUCK AND THE SHOVEL
"OUR SEPTIC TANK’S FULL! JUST GURGLE AND BUBBLE!"
SAID THE COUPLE WHO HAD THE TROUBLE
AND CALLED THE MAN WHO CAME "ON THE DOUBLE"
THE MAN WITH THE TRUCK AND THE SHOVEL
HE DUG IT ALL OUT THROUGH SNOW, DIRT AND RUBBLE
TO HELP THE COUPLE WHO HAD THE TROUBLE
AND CALLED THE MAN WHO CAME "ON THE DOUBLE"
THE MAN WITH THE TRUCK AND THE SHOVEL
SO NOW IT ALL WORKS – NO GURGLE AND BUBBLE!
THE TOILETS FLUSH, THE SINKS ALL DRAIN
WE CAN DO LAUNDRY AND NOT COMPLAIN
"THREE CHEERS ! ! !" FOR THE MAN WHO CAME "ON THE DOUBLE"
TO HELP THE COUPLE WHO HAD THE TROUBLE
AND DUG IT ALL OUT THROUGH SNOW, DIRT AND RUBBLE
THE MAN WITH THE TRUCK AND THE SHOVEL